Aoko?

I need to talk to you.

Hello again, Digital World!

The stunning display of diamonds at the Asuka Museum will be stolen precisely a week from today. And you all know how much I love audiences.

~Kaitou Kid ♥

((If your character wants to try to stop him, feel free! B-but he's pretty good at what he does, so he'll probably get away >>;;))

Sometimes I wonder if the detectives, vigilantes and police forces of the Digital World purposely make my heists entirely too easy.

Ah, I suppose I should thank everyone who attempted to stop me for the exercise at least!

~Kaitou Kid ♥

((For all interested? Yes, he did get away with the jewel :D))

I wonder if the museum in Asuka is tired of constantly being targeted by phantom thieves such as myself? Heh~

On the night of the last day of the month of fools, I will steal the 'Blue Magic~'

Catch me if you think you can stop a ghost!

~Kaitou Kid ♥

( Private//Unhackable )

The day after April Fool's Day is always so quiet. Too quiet.

I should change that~

... who put the bucket of glue and feathers above my door?

Bwahahaha! The feathers are pink!

Don't worry, I won't actually retaliate right away, I just wanna know who did it!

[wheeze] O-oh, Kaito, can I please get a picture of this? [snicker]

C'mon! You can't get more creative than this?

The prankster gets pranked! [snort]

... seriously. Who the heck had the guts to do this?

Y'know, I've noticed something in the past few days. Never really realized how careless some people are until now, either.

A lot of you guys living in the Inns leave your doors open even when you're not in your rooms. C'mon, you should know better! Especially if you have valuable stuff in there. Someone could just walk in and take it, and you'd never know who it was. The solution? Close and lock your doors when you're not in your room! Your things will remain safe and you'll stop tempting me to act on these stupid impulses.

... not that a simple door lock would help much if I really wanted to get in, but c'mon! Stop tempting me! I don't wanna know what's gonna happen if I actually give in to this!

Oi, Aoko! Ever been to Asuka~? We should go for a day sometime! Take the others with us, check out the museums, do some reconnaissance work for Kid's return, stuff like that~?

((Strikes = not there))

[The recording starts with the sound of a door swinging open and slamming into the wall. Then frantic footsteps, another door opening, and the sound of running water]

Kaito, what are you going to do?

[A pause as the sound of water being splashed on someone's face is heard]

I don't know Baku! Stop asking me stupid questions!

See! You're already irritable because of it! You need to talk to someone!

I'm not about to talk to anyone, Baku.

... Kaito...

I'm fine. I'll be fine. It's not a big deal, alright?

If... if you say so, Kaito.

Damn it... my head still hurts... I need painkillers...

[Recording cuts out]

WORMMON IS A STUPID STUPID GIRL WHO SHOVED ME INTO THE RIVER IN D'ANGO.

That is all!

apdoifjasodifjsa I don't like her, I don't like her, I don't like her...

...

Things are quiet around here without Edogawa. Huh.

Anyone wanna help me dye everyone's hair green for St. Patrick's Day?

((Yes, this is Kaito's way of saying he misses him :/))

Again?! T-this brings back bittersweet thoughts...

Kaitooooooo! Cuddle with me!

No!!

B-but I have to cuddle with something or I'm going to go crazy!

Go cuddle with Wormmon!

She's stupid and won't cuddle with me!

... oi.

Oi, Digital World, listen up.

You've all heard of LOT's invasion on Tetha, right? Thanks to this invasion, we now know that LOT apparently has an army of brainwashed Digimon to work for her that aren't her partner. So far, we know there are five, but we only know the forms of four. They're Sorcerymon, Aquilamon, Kuwagamon and Lobomon. These Digmion were, apparently, kidnapped a while ago.

The little brat detective and I were thinking about staging a rescue mission. But to do that, we need to draw LOT and her Digimon followers out of hiding. So we use Billy Numerous's Digimon as bait! LOT comes out to retrieve Billy's Digimon, and we have tamers hiding and ready to jump her.

Except... we have to make sure LOT brings her five brainwashed Digimon. So we make it seem like we accidentally leaked out the fact that we're bringing stronger tamers to ambush her when she comes retrieve Billy's Digimon. She brings her five Digimon with her for backup, and since we wouldn't 'accidentally' leak all the information about our plan, we'd take her off guard and catch them. Doesn't matter if LOT gets away. We're after the brainwashed Digimon after all.

Of course, to make sure this plan works, we need to make sure the information we 'accidentally' leak is good enough to entice LOT to come, but not obvious enough that she knows it's a trap. We thought that maybe if the tamers were DATS members, LOT's pride would get in the way and she'd come, just to try and defeat them.

So whaddya say? Any DATS members out there willing to help? We'd need about ten of you so we wouldn't be overpowered! Preferably tamers with Perfect Digimon.

Guess my return to Tetha couldn't have been better timed.

I give the invasion a five out of ten. C'mon, ninja robots? Keh, where's the creativity!

Villains these days are getting really boring. Yes, that means you, LOT.

So I've found a nice venue downtown a few streets up from the Casino. Looks like this theater hasn't been used in ages, though. That's alright! With a little Kuroba charm, the place is as good as new! I even put signs out front.

Soooo, the first show is tonight, and it's free (donations always always welcome). I even have a new assistant (who's much cuter than Edogawa-kun, by the way) and it's her first show, so. If you don't come to see me, at least come to see her. Jeanne's a quick learner too.

If you're in Neon and you find yourself bored tonight, stop by the little theater for a magic show performed by nothing but the best! You won't be disappointed!

[Attached - Directions to the theater]

Oi, Digital World! Kaito Kuroba's semi-daily magic show is hitting the road! Next stop? Neon City! So citizens of Neon, be on the lookout for one talented street magician! I usually perform four to five times a week, on random street corners. Donations are always appreciated!

... anyone know any good places to stay while I'm in Neon? Not sure how long I'll be there.

Bakumon.

Yes Kaito?

Why are you latched onto me like that?

I'm not sure! I just felt like hugging you!

Yeah? You're cutting off the circulation in my leg. Mind letting go?

But... but... I want to cuddle with you, Kaito!

What do you mean you want to cuddle with me?!

Kaito!!! Can I share your bed tonight?

Baku, what the heck is wrong with you?!

I love you, Kaito!

Get off me!!!

Waaaaaaaaaha!! Don't shake your leg like that I'm getting diiiiizzy!

[Sudden crashing noise and Bakumon's grip slips and he's thrown into a pile of Kaito's magic effects]

Ouch...

You're affected by that stupid virus, aren't you?!

... I-I think so...

Okay, Digital World. I have a question for you.

What the hell is Hakuba doing in my room?

...

Naked?

Who's Hakuba?

And with amnesia? Worst. Day. Ever.

Fingers are so cool! Can I have something to eat, Kaito?

Anyone want a blond, pretentious detective? He can be yours for free! He solves mysteries, is obsessed with time, and--

Who is Hakuba?!

--and doesn't have his memory, but we can overlook that, right?

Oi, Digital World! I have an announcement to make!

This weekend, those of you who attend my almost-daily magic shows in Tetha Park are in for a treat! I'll be performing a special show, dedicated to the late Kaitou Kid. Trust me, it'll be awesome. Of course, my shows are always awesome. So even if you don't attend my shows, you should take time out of your schedule to come see this one.

As always, donations welcome!

[muffled, very difficult to make out] Kaito... are you sure you're well enough for this? You've been asleep for three straight days!

I'll be fine, Baku. Trust me.

Aoko... sorry I haven't seen you in the past few days. I've been preparing.

[D-comm clicks on, and it's Kaito. He sounds frantic and panicked]

O-oi, has anyone seen Aoko? She was supposed to come home from the hospital today, but it's really late and she's not home yet. I've gone looking for her, but.

Oi, Aoko, if you can hear this say something! Idiot girl, you better not be in trouble, you just got out of the freakin' hospital!

LOT.

((Conan can see because he wants him to know what he's doing~))